No! The cat shelter's on to me.
And then the battle's not so bad? A true inspiration for the children. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
And until then, I can never die? Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Why did you bring us here? No! The cat shelter's on to me. Guess again. You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
- You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!
- Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
- Take me to your leader!
Tell them I hate them.
Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
- We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
- Hey, whatcha watching?
- Kif might!
Belligerent and numerous. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
No, just a regular mistake. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? I'll get my kit! OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Can I use the gun?
Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Do a flip! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Negative, bossy meat creature! I'll get my kit! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. I love you, buddy! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Hello, little man. I will destroy you!
I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! They're like sex, except I'm having them!
When will that be? I don't want to be rescued. Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Can we have Bender Burgers again? For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. Kids have names? I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Hello, little man. I will destroy you!
Daylight and everything. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!
Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.
Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! And I'm his friend Jesus. You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
